Unpleasant Horse

This game is cute and cruel mixed together!

(Warning! Violent game. This horse game is not recommended for young children)

Who wants to be good all the time? This app speaks to your wicked dark side. First off, I loved the super hip graphics. They are cute and “Lolita Goth” at the same time. Your naughty Pegasus pony is black with red eyes and skulls on her backside, and the sky is perfectly light blue with white fluffy clouds. Your pony does all these evil things, but she gets away with it because she is oh so cute!

The app is challenging to get a hang of, but your first game is a tutorial to help you adjust to the skills you need to jump from cloud to cloud. It’s very simple. You just tap a cloud to fly onto it. If you see a bird, you can tap it to basically kill it and steal its wings to help you fly better.

What really got me laughing out loud is that your evil horse can jump onto innocent, flying white ponies to send them to their death at the bottom of the screen. But you must jump onto another cloud before your black pony falls into her own messy death.

My favorite part is when your pony is on top of a white pony. The white one actually looks freaked out! I felt bad laughing when I was playing this app, but I couldn’t help it. This game is so much fun. But it does take some time to get used to jumping onto the clouds.

I highly recommend this app to anyone who likes a fun game and has a wicked sense of humor. However, this game is best for older kids. Some of the graphics are a little out there, and it may be too scary for children under 9 years old.